Smashing procrastination paralysis
Procrastination is a royal bitch. I fell back into the rabbit hole last month and then had to deal with the horrible feeling of…
I love my rug: wise words about pubic hair
“Yeah, well, I LOVE my rug.” These words were actually spoken by someone. And yes it was in reference to their unkempt lady garden….
So this is 40: time to take stock
I had a small birthday on Sunday. I turned 40. I didn’t think it would bother me. But all last week, I was like…
Giving the finger online
It’s one of those things that keep you awake at night. Just as sleep threatens to seduce you, you remember that phrase that so…
Gillian’s non-fugly beauty challenge: coloured eye makeup
Today we start a new series where the fabulous Champagne Gillian shares her expansive fashion and beauty knowledge with us simpletons. I kicked things…
Friday fizz: bubbles of awesome from the web
Short and sharp today, champagne friends. Because that’s how we roll. Here are our favourite finds on the interwebs this week. The guy’s guide to…
Fuck This Shit Day: an ode to the wallow
I’m here to say – loud and proud – it’s okay to drop your bundle from time to time, as long as you know…
6 reasons I will never be a model
With little to do on Australia Day but eat pies and apply patriotic temporary tattoos to my children, I thought I’d try my hand…
Friday fizz – bubbles of awesome from the web
Happy Friday Champagne chums! I hope your week has been a sensational one. I have to tell you, I’m excited that school is going…
How a pilates class can turn you into Miranda Kerr
I feel beautiful when I do pilates. I have just started going again after a two year hiatus while I baked and took care…
Nine months on: hurrah, I’m human again!
Two awesome things happened on the weekend. First thing has a one in 5 million chance of occurring. I actually managed to blow dry…
Friday fizz: bubbles of awesome from the web
Happy Friday, Cartel chums! Enjoy our bubbles of awesome this week – and please, tell us what we missed! Soaking the poo out of…