The 9 things you need to live a long, happy life
byI haven’t always treated my body like a temple. Hell, in my twenties I treated it like a dumpster fire that could only be…
Wellbeing
Slow down or your body will do it for you, just like this
byYou know how we all figured out a while ago just how dumb it was to always answer “How are you” with “Busy”? Being…
Do this one tiny thing each morning and SLAYYYYYYYY
byOkay, don’t freak out, but I brought you here to talk about something tiny. Something so little you barely have to lift a finger….
There’s a reason your February sucks and it’s not your fault
byHow’s your February going? The fact that you opened this article suggests to me that it’s not going as well as you’d like. Sorry…
Busy and overwhelmed? We made you something!
byDo you have so much to do that you don’t know where to start? LOLLLLLL, course you do! I don’t know about you, but…
Worried what your ex thinks of you? Here’s a better idea
byIf there’s a lament we hear a lot of from our Champagne Divorce Club members, and other mates we have going through horrible break-ups,…
We’ve survived separation – and we want to help you!
byIf you’ve been following Champagne Cartel for a while, you’ll know the two of us have both gone through our own separations and divorces…
5 Sex Toys That Are Better Than Any Valentine’s Day Date
byAh Valentine’s Day. You either love it because you’re about to get massively laid, or hate it because you’re not. But whether you’ve got…
Surviving divorce and emerging like a glorious butterfly
byWe’ve had a motherfucker of a 2018 – with divorce, property settlements, financial freak-outs, co-parenting challenges and a whole lot of other heinous bullshit….
Why you need to try floating
byOn Saturday my sister took part in a running festival and decided to treat herself to a float to recover. She also shouted me…
The 7 worst pieces of dating advice you’ll ever receive
byIf you’re a single woman, and are even contemplating dating, you will almost certainly have received some unsolicited advice. Many of your friends and…
I had sex with my husband every day for a fortnight – here’s how it changed our marriage
byIt’s been about a month since I turned to my husband and said: “I think we should have sex every night for two weeks.”…