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We’ve survived separation – and we want to help you!
byIf you’ve been following Champagne Cartel for a while, you’ll know the two of us have both gone through our own separations and divorces…
How to self-massage & why you should be doing it all the time
byThere’s nothing like getting face down on a table and having someone strong rub their mitts all over you. Hopefully this is being done…
My marriage ended a year ago today – this is what I now know for sure
byOn this day, one year ago, my marriage “officially” ended. I won’t go into the gory details here, I wrote a little about it…
5 Sex Toys That Are Better Than Any Valentine’s Day Date
byAh Valentine’s Day. You either love it because you’re about to get massively laid, or hate it because you’re not. But whether you’ve got…
Surviving divorce and emerging like a glorious butterfly
byWe’ve had a motherfucker of a 2018 – with divorce, property settlements, financial freak-outs, co-parenting challenges and a whole lot of other heinous bullshit….
The time-saving ironing hack that will change your life
byDon’t iron. Seriously, cut that shit out.
How I became an ultramarathon runner and blew my own tiny mind
byWhen I signed up to do the UTA50 in the Blue Mountains, it was because of a mega case of FOMO. A lot of…
The amazing change that happened when my marriage suddenly imploded
byThis is not a very easy or comfortable story to tell but I know we’ve been quiet around here so I wanted to tell…