Why we created a club nobody wants to join
byDivorce is nobody’s dream, am I right? Remember being in those first flushes of love, thinking you’ve met the person you are going to…
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Webinar replay: How to cope with back to school in a post-COVID world
byFeeling overwhelmed and weird about sending the kids back to school? Us too! So we’re chatting to the always warm, very down-to-earth and infinitely…
The 9 things you need to live a long, happy life
byI haven’t always treated my body like a temple. Hell, in my twenties I treated it like a dumpster fire that could only be…
We’ve survived separation – and we want to help you!
byIf you’ve been following Champagne Cartel for a while, you’ll know the two of us have both gone through our own separations and divorces…
How to self-massage & why you should be doing it all the time
byThere’s nothing like getting face down on a table and having someone strong rub their mitts all over you. Hopefully this is being done…
My marriage ended a year ago today – this is what I now know for sure
byOn this day, one year ago, my marriage “officially” ended. I won’t go into the gory details here, I wrote a little about it…
5 Sex Toys That Are Better Than Any Valentine’s Day Date
byAh Valentine’s Day. You either love it because you’re about to get massively laid, or hate it because you’re not. But whether you’ve got…
Surviving divorce and emerging like a glorious butterfly
byWe’ve had a motherfucker of a 2018 – with divorce, property settlements, financial freak-outs, co-parenting challenges and a whole lot of other heinous bullshit….
The time-saving ironing hack that will change your life
byDon’t iron. Seriously, cut that shit out.
How I became an ultramarathon runner and blew my own tiny mind
byWhen I signed up to do the UTA50 in the Blue Mountains, it was because of a mega case of FOMO. A lot of…
The amazing change that happened when my marriage suddenly imploded
byThis is not a very easy or comfortable story to tell but I know we’ve been quiet around here so I wanted to tell…
Why you need to try floating
byOn Saturday my sister took part in a running festival and decided to treat herself to a float to recover. She also shouted me…
Barbie needs to take a long hard look at herself
byI grew up with a brother who was five years older than me. Suffice to say, my childhood was not filled with pink fru…
The 7 worst pieces of dating advice you’ll ever receive
byIf you’re a single woman, and are even contemplating dating, you will almost certainly have received some unsolicited advice. Many of your friends and…
The best mid-range bubbles – $40-$60
byIf you’ve been around here before, you’ll know that we love nothing better than quaffing a glass of bubbles and writing about it! We’ve…
I had sex with my husband every day for a fortnight – here’s how it changed our marriage
byIt’s been about a month since I turned to my husband and said: “I think we should have sex every night for two weeks.”…
PODCAST – The joy of purging
byWe’re baaaaaaaaaaaaack! It’s been a while between drinks for our poddie. We took a break for Christmas, slept off our egg nog, and suddenly…
Sleeping with the enemy: how to be a feminist and live with a man
byA few years back I read fight like a girl. It filled me with rage and determination. I suppose that was the point. The…
What would a mediocre white man do? Your guide to more confident living
byIf there’s one thing we know that holds us women back like a mofo, it’s imposter syndrome. Sure, there’s the centuries of patriarchy and…
Why you need to be the you-est you possible
byWhen I was a kid my highly eccentric, incredibly old father (he was 57 when I was born) would say to me a million…
