The 9 things you need to live a long, happy life
I haven’t always treated my body like a temple. Hell, in my twenties I treated it like a dumpster fire that could only be…
We’ve survived separation – and we want to help you!
If you’ve been following Champagne Cartel for a while, you’ll know the two of us have both gone through our own separations and divorces…
5 Sex Toys That Are Better Than Any Valentine’s Day Date
Ah Valentine’s Day. You either love it because you’re about to get massively laid, or hate it because you’re not. But whether you’ve got…
Surviving divorce and emerging like a glorious butterfly
We’ve had a motherfucker of a 2018 – with divorce, property settlements, financial freak-outs, co-parenting challenges and a whole lot of other heinous bullshit….
The time-saving ironing hack that will change your life
Don’t iron. Seriously, cut that shit out.
How I became an ultramarathon runner and blew my own tiny mind
When I signed up to do the UTA50 in the Blue Mountains, it was because of a mega case of FOMO. A lot of…
PODCAST – The joy of purging
We’re baaaaaaaaaaaaack! It’s been a while between drinks for our poddie. We took a break for Christmas, slept off our egg nog, and suddenly…
What would a mediocre white man do? Your guide to more confident living
If there’s one thing we know that holds us women back like a mofo, it’s imposter syndrome. Sure, there’s the centuries of patriarchy and…
5 things we’re loving the shit out of in 2018
Oh my goodness, I don’t think I’ve ever milked a summer break like I did the 2017-18 period. We legged it out of the…
9 great moments for women in 2017
Do you remember how, at the start of this year, we were all waxing lyrical about how much 2016 sucked arse, and how 2017…
How to make the best egg nog you’ll ever taste
I’m a sucker for Christmas traditions. I’m talking crackers and carols (check out our kick-arse Christmas playlist here), and sweating like a pig in the…
Listen to us bang on about adventures in pubic hair
We are all about tackling the big issues here at Champagne HQ, so today we’re banging on about what to do with your pubes….