With little to do on Australia Day but eat pies and apply patriotic temporary tattoos to my children, I thought I’d try my hand at a spot of modelling. When I was a teen, I tried hard to emulate the looks of the supermodels we had back then – Elle, Cindy, Linda, Naomi, Christy. Now I look at the poses models are forced to strike and think, fuck me, who would do that?
Turns out I would.
How does one hone one’s skills? Learn from professionals, of course. I decided to google different emotions so I could learn how to nail certain looks. Here’s how I did. What do you think – did I nail it? (I think the cat let me down a bit here – I think she should stick to licking herself and biting the baby.)