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Jezabel Jones

Jezabel Jones

Jezabel Jones knows sex. Send your questions to askjezabeljones.com

Love and sex October 7, 2016 February 13, 2017

Dear Jezabel Jones: I’m regretting my open relationship

Dear Jezebel  Jones, My boyfriend wanted to have multiple partners and so we have an open relationship. We have rules around no visitors and no…

Love and sex September 23, 2016 September 22, 2016

Dear Jezabel Jones: porn is ruining my sex life

Dear Jezebel Jones, My boyfriend and I have been together for about five years, living together for three. He wants me to watch pornography…

Dear Jezabel Jones
Love and sex August 26, 2016 February 13, 2017

Dear Jezabel Jones: I’ve lost the ability to talk dirty

Dear Jezebel Jones, I’ve always been a fan of talking dirty, but lately I feel like I’ve run out of material to work with…

Love and sex August 13, 2016 August 17, 2016

Dear Jezabel Jones: afternoon delight seems like a hideous idea!

Dear Jezabel Jones Last weekend, the kids were all out at friends’ places, and it was just my husband and I at home for…

Love and sex July 29, 2016 August 18, 2016

Dear Jezabel Jones: I need to get back on the horse

Dear Jezabel Jones, I broke up with my long term boyfriend a couple of years ago now, and am feeling like it would be…

Ask Jezabel Jones: I need a drink to get in the mood for sex
Love and sex June 18, 2016 October 6, 2016

Ask Jezabel Jones: I need a drink to get in the mood for sex

My husband and I have been married for 14 years. We love each other and have a great time together, but the only time…

Love and sex June 11, 2016 June 10, 2016

How to try role playing in the bedroom: ask Jezabel Jones

I’ve always wanted to try dressing up and role playing, and my partner is up for it, but I just feel like an idiot….

Love and sex April 1, 2016 April 1, 2016

Ask Jezabel Jones: should I try anal sex?

Dear Jezabel Jones, I’ve been with my partner for a few years, and we have had a pretty good sex life. The problem is,…

Love and sex March 18, 2016 March 16, 2016

Ask Jezabel Jones: is it okay to cheat if it doesn’t mean anything?

Dear Jezabel Jones A younger colleague is about to get married. He is in his twenties, and his fiancé is only his ‘second’. He…

Love and sex March 4, 2016 March 4, 2016

Ask Jezabel Jones: should I be bothered by an anti-climax?

Dear Jezabel Jones, My husband, well partner of the last 20 years, and I have recently been going to counselling, and it came up…

Love and sex February 19, 2016 February 22, 2016

Ask Jezabel Jones: HELP, I’m never in the mood!

Dear Jezabel Jones When my partner and I first met, I couldn’t wait to get his clothes off, but now I’m never in the…

Love and sex February 5, 2016 February 4, 2016

Ask Jezabel Jones: my partner is addicted to porn

Dear Jezabel Jones My husband and I have been having trouble in bed, then last week I came home unexpectedly and found him watching…

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WHY DID WE CREATE A CLUB NOBODY WANTS TO JOIN?! D WHY DID WE CREATE A CLUB NOBODY WANTS TO JOIN?! Divorce is nobody’s dream, am I right? Remember being in those first flushes of love, thinking you’ve met the person you are going to spend the rest of your life with? None of us thought then we’d end up here, alone, overwhelmed, and terrified of how we’re going to get our shit together and create anything positive in the future. Then, when things don’t go down that way – whether you chose it (like Carolyn did) or it was thrust upon you (like it was for Gillian), you don’t know who to talk to or where to turn for advice. And that’s why we’ve created Champagne Divorce Club. We felt compelled to do it, because we know the way now, and we know lots of women are going through what we’ve been through. We know we can help you get through it faster, easier, and with a greater feeling of love and support behind you when you need it most. If you could do with some help taking the struggle out of divorce, or you just want to feel less alone, join us for a free webinar chock-full of tips and lessons that have been hard learned. It's totally FREE and no strings. REGISTER here https://divorce-club.mykajabi.com/how-to-take-the-struggle-out-of-divorce-so-you-feel-less-alone-1 #champagnecartel #fuckyestoselfcare #champagnedivorceclub #champagnedivorceparty #divorce #coparenting #boundaries #divorcequotes #lifeafterdivorce #divorcedmom #divorcedmum #divorcecoach #divorceparty #singleparents #divorcelife #divorceparties #mindset #selfloveclub #selfgrowth #makeyourselfapriority #believeinyourself #inspire #selflove #selfawareness #selfcareclub #selfcarerituals #selfcarechallenge #selfcareobsessed #selfcarejourney #selfcarequoteswriter
We are constantly in awe of the progress our membe We are constantly in awe of the progress our members make in our Divorce Club. From anxious & overwhelmed, to in control. From sad & angry, to excited & happy. From confused to having a clear path. From lonely to supported. Amazing women who achieve amazing things and feel supported along the way. Reach out if you need support or take our FREE CLASS "How to take the struggle out of divorce and feel less alone" REGISTER via link in bio
WHO'S IN YOUR SUPPORT NETWORK? Whether you're goi WHO'S IN YOUR SUPPORT NETWORK? Whether you're going through a bad break up, or living your best life, every woman needs a crew of ladies who have her back, share her wins, and give her a shoulder to cry on when she needs it. Who's in yours? If you could do with more of that in your life, join our FREE private FB group Champagne Women. Our members have called it "the most supportive place on the internet". Come see for yourself by searching up Champagne Women on Facebook and asking to join. No tricks. No sales. Just buckets of ladylove.
I mean, everyone involved in Love Actually should I mean, everyone involved in Love Actually should be punished if you ask us… 👀
Are you going through a tough break-up and not sur Are you going through a tough break-up and not sure where to start to get your life back together? Are you: - Feeling alone and afraid? - Needing practical advice on divorce admin, like what to do, and when to do it? - Wanting to take charge of your newly single life, but not sure where to start? - Feeling low in confidence, and like your life is out of control? - Totally overwhelmed and unsure where to start? - Scared to look at your finances and unsure of how you’ll pay for everything on your own? - Hating on your gorgeous self and believing those negative messages coming from your ex? - Struggling to find a way to co-parent effectively? - Stressed all the time, worried for the future, losing sleep and falling into unhealthy habits? - Feeling hopeless or scared about your uncertain future? - Convinced you’ll never trust, love or get laid again? If you have answered yes to any of the above then check out our FREE class on how to take the struggle out of divorce so you can feel less alone. REGISTER at link in bio
FOR FUCKS SAKE STOP TELLING US HOW TO LOVE OURSELV FOR FUCKS SAKE STOP TELLING US HOW TO LOVE OURSELVES! Being a woman is the pits. Or it’s amazing. Or it’s however you’re feeling about it on any given day. Like anything, it’s full of light and shade and nuance. Lucky us! One thing that gives us the everloving shits about being a woman is the idea we are supposed to age ‘gracefully’. We are expected to stay looking reasonably fresh, while also never admitting to trying very hard. Maybe we stop dying our hair and let it go grey, so our friends can congratulate us for being ‘brave’ (not that it’s not – society has decided the simple act of doing nothing to your hair is credited with the same description as saving your family from a pack of starving bears FFS). Maybe we post a make-up free selfie on Instagram, while also ensuring the light is just right, and we add a sneaky filter or two. Because heaven forbid we should admit out loud that living our lives for some decades, having kids, going through our own traumas and life events has wrought havoc on our faces and our bodies. That real life, lived well or otherwise, leaves marks and scars and road maps of where we’ve been all over us. And then on the flipside of that we’ve got influencers and celebrities telling us we don’t NEED to do anything. That what we need is to love ourselves as we are, flaws and all. (Usually these influencers are also using a thousand filters, which would be fine if they weren’t in the business of making us feel like we’re broken because clearly we just don’t love ourselves as much as they do, and that’s why our lives are hard most days and our kitchens aren’t as organised as theirs.) Whichever side of the camp you’re on, though, who gives a fuck what anyone else is doing? Want to get your lips filled? Do it. Want to get a boob job? Great. Want to do nothing and allow nature to take you where it may? Groovy. Whichever way you choose to love yourself is the best way for you. Whether you want to ‘fix’ everything you don’t like, or learn to embrace it all as it is, there is no wrong answer. The full version of this first appeared on our blog. For more wisdom and f-bombs, head over there champagnecartel.com/blog
Who loves Fridays? We love Fridays! 💕 It’s ou Who loves Fridays? We love Fridays! 💕 It’s our day to get together in the actual same room to kick big goals and do awesome work with clever women we love. We’re working on some awesome new content we’re keen to share in 2022. Can’t wait!! 👏🏼
Are you trying to keep things nice with your ex, a Are you trying to keep things nice with your ex, and settle without talking to a lawyer? Look, we get it - but it's one of the biggest mistakes we see women making. And it's more common than you might think. We're brought up to be 'nice' and not rock the boat, and there can be so much emotional strain on this time in your life. Of course you want to keep things as nice as possible - for the kids, and for your own mental health. So you’re going through how you’ll divide this lifetime of stuff that you’ve bought together - and your ex might say they just want what’s fair for both of you, right? And they might say 50-50 is totally fair and you’re like OH MY GOD ME TOO, LET’S MAKE THIS QUICK AND EASY. But this is a massive mistake. One you could regret for many years to come. Let us tell you all about why, and what you should do instead, in our FREE training. Register via link in bio.

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