Christmas carols suck. There, I said it.
Okay, most suck. It’s an excuse for cynical record execs to churn out some seriously saccharine bullshit from artists that haven’t had a hit in years, and make us pay full price for it in more ways than one.
But we’ve searched high and low to bring you a playlist of quality Christmas tunes you will be bopping away to all December. Some modern, some classic. Some light and fun. Some heavy and dark. But all deadset winners.
So pour yourself some egg nog, get out your tree and start sprinkling tinsel like Santa’s coming, my friends. It’s Christmas time!
(To find this playlist from your device directly through Spotify, search for ‘Champagne Cartel Christmas’.)