I don’t know if you’ve heard, but the official memo is in – now that the Melbourne Cup is done, and the US election has been decided (all hail the Trumpocalypse), the time has come to focus on Christmas.
Now, it’s true that Christmas is the time for giving – and we are all about making the people you love happy at Christmas. But let’s not forget the most important person in your life. (No, not Colin Firth – it’s you, silly!)
I always buy myself a little sumthin-sumthin at Christmas to mitigate the risk of getting a truly shitty present from my family, which is always a high possibility. Bless their hearts.
And I reckon whatever I end up getting myself will be on this list.